anus:

MY MUM JUST GOT SNAPCHAT IM DYING

(via thefuuuucomics)

yummyfoooooood:

Bacon Double Cheeseburgers

yummyfoooooood:

Bacon Double Cheeseburgers

(via octojosh)

alekshdfilms:

one time i forced my mom to play pokemon for at least half an hour and all she did was catch a butterfree and name it lowfat

(via thefuuuucomics)

arelyhepburn:

WHAT

arelyhepburn:

WHAT

(via dbeat)

(Source: midnight-desire, via lesfemmes)

an-indirect-letter:

tyleroakley:

221cbakerstreet:

ilvalentinos:

stevemcqueened:

I’m going to go through a list of your co-stars and you tell me what you think of them.

#the man. the myth. the legend.

my dream is to be called a motherfucker by samuel l jackson

the newest addition to my bucket list

honestly I’d love to hear him say I’m a sweetheart.

poonanji:

see terms:
daddy issues
friend zoned
jail bait

poonanji:

see terms:

  • daddy issues
  • friend zoned
  • jail bait

(Source: cheyennekaris, via an-indirect-letter)

brunettescum:

brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged

bitch looks like Jennifer Aniston impersonating Barbra Streisand

^^^

(Source: sandandglass, via an-indirect-letter)

ussawesome:

when you spell a word so wrong that spell check is like i dont know what to tell u man

(via thefuuuucomics)